being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
tbh 90% of my self-worth is based on how well a dog likes me
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off